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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
NASA is already great. Right now. - NASA Watch
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Season 3 Perfect Parry change has big implications for C. Viper in Street Fighter 6 - EventHubs
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Still no good
Pocket is shutting down, so I switched to a self-hosted alternative - Android Authority
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This Plant You’ve Never Heard of Can Do What Scientists Thought Was Impossible - SciTechDaily
No go.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews